FAILURE!

for those people who reads chinyu's blog, theres this person who popped up recently.

okay since i dont know if its a guy or a girl, i shall call the person 'it'. since 'it' does not deserve to be called he or she.

okay maybe this is too harsh, but who cares?

it's name, is called FAILURE*

YES. FAILURE WITH A STAR BEHIND.



FAILURE*



now this is it's full message, compiled together.

FAILURE*:u are nothing but a failure huh fail 7 out of 8 subjects...fight with me la .... bytch tt onli noe how to act chio... kns.... another bytch la same as the previous one ... wtf... dun tink some ppl say u chioer than jiamin u can hao lian act chio and act cute... u are nothing but a cow dung... wtf... u dare also call ur gang



now, im going to analyse its message.

okay, maybe my english isnt that good, but people whose english standard are above primary school standard should be able to see the obvious grammar and spelling mistakes in its message.



Mistake #1: 'u are nothing but a failure huh fail 7 out of 8 subjects..."

huh, is a sound that one makes when he or she , or sometimes 'its' make when they do not understand something. maybe the word you wanted to type was 'hu' , which is typically the short form for 'who'. People make mistakes. I'm sure this mistake is pardonable, after all, no one's perfect, right?



Mistake #2:"fight with me la .... bytch tt onli noe how to act chio..."

tsk, another spelling mistake. 'bytch' , i think, is the supposed short form for 'bitch', which is referring to a female dog or, as dictionary.com defines it, "a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman." this is a mistake too as chinyu is not malicious, unpleasant, nor selfish. but i do know this particular person who fits the malicious , and unpleasant bit. and, you see, they both have 5 letters so 'bytch' is not considered a short form at all, so this is considered a spelling mistake. Again, people do make mistakes, but this is like the third one? Nobody's perfect. But is this too 'unperfect' that it is nearing 'retarded'? and anyway, if you want to fight with chinyu, she'll always win. why? thats for me to know and you to find out. AND AND AND chinyu does not need to act chio, she IS chio. and if someone is not chio, no matter how she acts, she wont be chio. so the fact that you are saying that shes acting chio means that she IS chio when she 'acts' chio, and which means she is chio as a person, at least she HAS the potential to be chio. unlike someone.



omg this is getting to be so fun and interesting.



Mistake #3:"kns.... another bytch la same as the previous one ... wtf... dun tink some ppl say u chioer than jiamin u can hao lian act chio and act cute... " hmm who do you mean by the previous one? and you repeated your previous mistake?! 'bytch'tsk tsk tsk. arent your mistakes getting to be too many? and lets pardon your singlish, all of us are singaporeans arent we, we should promote singlish! and another mistake spotted. tsk. chinyu does not hao lian. she thinks she is fat and ugly, ask anyone who knows her well. KNOWS HER WELL i emphasize. cos maybe some people who dont know her well and only knows her from goodness knows where may think that she is hao lian. and the next line, repeated mistake. tsk. i repeat, she is chio, she does not need to act chio. and act cute? ha, who doesnt act cute to some extent? its just the art of CAMWHORING. oh sorry, you dont know what is camwhoring? oops. dont bother checking the dictionary, i dont think its there. hmm maybe youre just this person who has been living in a cave, to not know what is camwhoring. and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder! saying that chinyu is chioer than jiamin is not wrong okay. JIAMIN IS ALSO CHIO FOR GOODNESS SAKE. maybe somebody's just jealous of jiamin's and chinyu's chio-ness.





Mistake #4: "u are nothing but a cow dung... wtf... u dare also call ur gang" serious grammatical error. the 'a' is redundant before the cow dung. and you used the words wrongly! 'I am' should be in the place of 'u are' , so the whole sentence should read "i am nothing but cow dung..." instead of " u are nothing but a cow dung..." tsk tsk tsk. and 'u dare also call your gang'. WHAT KIND OF SENTENCE IS THAT?! like hello. if i were your english teacher, i will go kill myself. It should be "Call your gang along if you dare." if i did not interpret the message wrongly. if you meant that, i can tell you, chinyu can finish your supposed 'gang' off. and if she wants to call her gang, or those people who support her, THERE WILL BE A LOT OF PEOPLE. unlike somebody's gang who will probaly be made up of losers. oops , i pity that person. wonder who's that. :/



So, the correct tag should be this.

FAILURE*: I am nothing but a failure who failed all my subjects. Please fight with me, i am an un-chio bitch like all the previous bitches you have seen. I am a haolian person who wants to be chioer than you and jiamin, because im like fugly, and although i try to act chio and act cute a lot, I am never chio or cute. I am nothing but cow dung. You can call your gang along and fight me also, if you dare.



I seriously hope that FAILURE* reads this. or maybe i should write it in a language it understands. :/



Never mind, i know quite a few kinds of writing for the english language. Im proficient in twit okay.



Twit:

t0o: FAILURE*

-3Ll0 . f_cKkK 0FfF__________}}* ^^



ahbeng:
wlao. who you tink you r? this place your lao peh open one ah. kanninabu chaucheebai. (oops that was too crude.


heh. i really like this post. FAILURE*, ITS DEDICATED TO YOU, FEEL HONOURED (:
i think i'll get full marks for gp or something. this is one of my best written posts. i feel damn happy (: