ADVERTORIAL

ADVERTORIAL

hey you guys out there? need a girlfriend? we've got a hot one to recommend to you

INTRODUCING MELLY WELLY!
anyway, credits to linshan's blog (:

INTERESTED? DOES SHE TURN YOU ON?

Requirements:
Must be hot.
Must really be hot.
must be at least as hot as her.
like really really hot.
good looking
clever.
know how to play sports.
know how to play at least 2 instruments (RECORDER DOES NOT COUNT)
RICH
A PLUS IF YOU ARE ANGMOH.
must be able to stand her sudden outbursts of egoism.
FOR EXAMPLE:
while walking somewhere
mel: eh i think im hot.
OR
someone: hey i think im fat.
mel: OMG im so skinny
OR
someone: i think im ugly
mel: HAHA im pretty!
yepp so her boyfriend must be like her so that you all can have an intellectual talk about how hot and handsome and pretty you both are .

That is, if you are hot.

Auditions and Interviews will be conducted over the course of this month. Interested applicants please tag on this tagboard, or mail to Temasek Junior College Att: 1A'07 Interview to be MELLY WELLY'S Boyfriend (:

GOOD LUCK PEOPLE.

anyway, tips for doing well.
1. It does not hurt to prepare a gift for your interviewers, that might give her a good impression.
2. It is really important to prepare a gift for mellywelly's friends so they might put in a good word for you in front of her.
3. DONT EVEN THINK OF APPLYING IF YOU ARE GAY.
4. Wear something nice to show that you have class.
5. STRIP SHOWS SERIOUSLY TURN THE INTERVIEWERS OFF.
6. DO NOT WEAR YELLOW. one of the interviewers hate yellow.
7. mellywelly likes green.
8. mellywelly really likes hot guys.
9. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A FAKE ACCENT.
10. spots are on a first come first served basis (: so if that spot's gone, its goodbye.
11. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DISGUSTING AND IRRITATING. AND CERTIANLY NO BEARDS OR MUSTACHES.

GOOD LUCK GUYS.