omg i just remembered this random thing that we were talking about when we were eating lunch last wednesday
we were talking about where honey was from.
yes this topic which we should have learnt or something.
ANYWAY.
this was how it started.
me mel xinyi wanen xianjue edwin kenny were eating at the black board kopitiam. and so we ate and blah, and dawn and jolene came to kop our fries.
this was how it went
(everyone kops edwin's fries)
jolene: shit i cannot eat i must lose weight
mel: eat grass lar, grass not fattening.
kenny: (points to plant beside her) eat this
hanle: or you can eat the ixora there, theres honey inside
(various arguments about how the thing inside is poisonous etc. )
hanle: where do you assume our honey was from then?
dawn: the bees made the honey what !
wanen: NO! its from the bee's saliva.
dawn: (believes her) really meh? i thought that was for bird nest only?
wanen: no, both of them from saliva.
(everyone tries to persuade dawn and wanen that honey is not bee's saliva)
(argues about how honey is collected etc, AND BOTH OF THEM DONT BELIEVE THAT HONEY COMES FROM FLOWERS.)
mel: no lar, actually its from the bee's shit.
hanle: yaaaaa. the bee's shit makes the honeycomb and the bee's urine makes the honey.
dawn: (confused) REALLY?!
hanle: ya, so for your whole life you acutally have been eating bee's shit and urine.
wanen: NOOOOOOO. HONEY IS FROM BEE'S SALIVA.
(argument continues until they finish lunch and go back. everyone agrees that they should use the THINK cycle on this topic and will come back with their answers the next day)
HAHA BUT I THINK NO ONE REMEMBERS IT LOLLLLL.
OMGGGG DAMN FUNNY I WAS LAUGHING MY STOMACH OUT THAT DAY.
ehhhh we're ta people we are SUPPOSED to be clever haha
hello people where's the report on how honey is made !
Monday, May 12, 2008
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